Thursday, July 18, 2013

The Abominable Rail

Dancing is a little slow in this section. The Abominable Rail is causing all kinds of misery including the cutting down of the regular bus service. But its the dough, Moe.

"There are over 2800 religions in the world. How can you be so sure that yours is the right and only one?"

In this section it is HBDA and Dance Hawaii, and both are not swinging as well as they would like. Let get more people in here and find more places where we can dance. And lets see if we can get a little more Latin music in the Latin Dances. You can dance it to a Cha Cha Cha is never the same as you gotta dance a Cha Cha Cha to it. Da music, not da beat.

"Vaya Con Dios" by Les Paul and Mary Ford

Statistics Don't Lie

How to stay safe in the world today: Where IS the safest place?
1. Avoid riding in automobiles - because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home - 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks - because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water - because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals - so, above all else, avoid hospitals.

But . . . you will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!


And Bible study is safe too! The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less. So, attend church, and read your Bible. IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE! And dancing is not bad either.

GOD BLESS YOU!


 

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